Gardendale Apartments - 2313 E. Webster Place

Are you languishing again that you haven't blossomed into the Taylor Swift of The East Side like everyone predicted in your high school yearbook? First, everyone lies when signing yearbooks. It's the polite thing to do. Second, for someone who lives an endless loop of procrastination, you've achieved plenty! It's not your fault, how could you climb any metaphorical mountains when distractions perpetually bombard you? You need to simplify your life in this peacefully spacious 1 bedroom oasis. As a born-again Catholic Buddhist, I vowed to speak truthfully to people for at least the first two months of acquaintanceship. So, honestly, this apartment is full of character that only comes with age. Tall plaster walls, a checkerboard kitchen floor, cast iron tub and giant yoga studio windows. If you don't discover the destined you, at least enjoy your consolation prize of having some wonderful memories in this historic space. Plus, you get free heat, a laundry room, enormous backyard and we handle the snow and lawn. And as a special gift from the Church of Latter Day Catholic Buddhists, when you sign a lease, I'll sign your yearbook (in two months).