The craftiest townhouse ever. Just a BLOCK away from everything. Swag. Got lots of applesauce in the fridge... and string cheese! Serious commitment to Dr. Pepper. Cameras everywhere which was a huge step-up from the crazy mirror house it was before. Proof of Ultimate Swagger: 1. Motorized projection screen with remote control 2. Toilet with STEALTH POWER FLUSH TECHNOLOGY in master bath 3. Lots of screens, screens of all kinds 4. The room attached to the garage is a guest bedroom & also a remote work office. 5. All window replacement with double pane storm windows. 6. Fly internet wi-fi, complete with cats 7. Repainted all the cabinets because they were these gross yellow flowers 8. Roses, yo. 9. New microwave & flat-top oven/stove. All Panasonic appliances except the dishwasher but it's stainless steel so w/e. 10. Got rid of most of the weird mirrors everywhere 11. No more bizarre rigging & weird swing in the garage- still don't know what THAT was about. 12. Repainted two walls to an awesome purple color. You'll like it even if you don't like purple TL;DR - Lizard alien people need love, too.
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