1342 Cahi Cir, Gardnerville, NV 89460

Don’t be an April fool and pass on this April 1st deal. This Ranchos home with mountain views is no joke with 1223 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a 2-car garage situated on a 0.10-acre lot near a grassy common area. Get fooled by rubber snakes, a stapler in Jello, and fake Lottery scratch offs, but take competing offers seriously. Don’t get pranked while sleeping on this deal. Instead, wake up. It’s the first of tha month. So, get up and draft your EMD check and come up. **Assumable 2.375%**, Place fake plastic snakes in the front yard’s grass lawn and rubber buggies in the landscape rock to thwart pranksters. April Fools! Watch out for the control joints of the concrete driveway leading to the 2-car garage or the walkway to the portico so as to not inadvertently crack your mother’s back. Clean the storm door so clearly that company needs to check before entering the entry door with sidelight to the family room’s ceramic tile floor entry area. Don’t be fooled by the real-looking but faux bamboo laminate floor in the family room. Slide open its sliding window to an impressive mountain view. The cozy kitchen with its many cabinets and drawers and its granite countertop offer a quantity of places to put many things, including a snake in a can. However, there is no pantry for storage as a gotcha moment might getcha when discovering a small laundry room with included washer and dryer and built-in storing shelves behind what might have masqueraded as a pantry door. Cook a real, not rubber, chicken either in or on the oven and range combination one night and warm it up in the built-in microwave with exhaust the next day. Surprise those seeking something sweet with sour popsicles in the included refrigerator and freezer combination. Pouring too much detergent into the built-in dishwasher would not be funny to whoever cleans the bubbles off the ceramic tile floor. Add green food coloring to the eggs and ham and switch things up by serving breakfast for dinner at a possible dining room table sandwiched between a chandelier and the ceramic tile floor. Serve with a side of patio door to the back yard. The primary suite bedroom features a flush mount ceiling light, single hung window, reach-in closet with shelf and hanging rod, and carpet flooring, and its ensuite bathroom includes a vanity with single sink, laminate countertop, and vanity light fixture, prefab shower and bathtub combination, and linoleum flooring. The two guest bedrooms are strikingly similar, struck with the same flush mount ceiling light and carpet flooring with each featuring a single hung window and reach-in closet with shelf and hanging rod. Drip a few drops of that same green food coloring into the toilet cistern of the hallway bathroom and fill the bowl with green water after the next flush, in semblance to the Chicago River during St. Patrick’s Day. In all seriousness though, that bathroom is affixed with the following fixtures: vanity with single sink, laminate countertop, and vanity light fixture, prefab shower and bathtub combination, and linoleum flooring. Stretch cotton cobwebs besieged by black plastic spider rings in the 2-car garage with automatic door and controllers, natural gas water heater and furnace, sprinkler controller, and partially finished ceiling and walls with built-in shelves. Instead of designing back yard foolery, design instead how best to maximize enjoyment using the uncovered paver patio and possible lawn. This property is no joke, so don’t be an April Fool and pass it up! Located in Cahi PUD #6, a Planned Unit Development, in the Gardnerville Ranchos, this house was built on lot 6 of a total 24 lots, with 19 of those lots accessible from Cahi Circle and the remaining 5 lots having ingress and egress using Wheeler Way. CC&Rs are the law and an HOA is the rule. For a nominal monthly fee, the common areas, including the central green belt, are maintained. Shop locally at a variety of shoppertunities