From the ashes of the late-great Ike Curry, this edifice was constructed in 1858. Under the guidance of the omniscient, ever-merciful Minerva, Prophet Ike led nine consecutive generations of E's in the laying of every individual brick, nail, and bolt necessary to fortify this sacred institution. Ike's vision for 160 Madison Lane has undeniably stood the test of time surviving intense shelling in the Civil War, repeated foreign attacks on the sanctity and preservation of the Minerva, and, in more recent years, threats to the integrity of the Omicron as a whole by rogue organizations. However, if you are no fool and your eyes are not to deceive you at this moment, then you are necessarily aware that this is no "single family home." This is no peasantry quarter, no barbaric hut. This is an institution that stands as grandiose as St. Basil's Cathedral, as fortified as ADX Florence, and as timelessly appealing as the Eiffel Tower. While we understand the growing appeal of the Charlottesville community to prospective homebuyers, we must assure you that this home is not for sale. R.I.P. Ike Curry (1825 - 1999). Through Ike's disciples, past and present, 160 Madison remains forever a haven to those who fulfill their lives in absolute accordance to and discretion for the Minerva.
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