Let's be real peeps. This 3 bedroom apartment on Kenwood, which is literally across the street from UWM campus and just $1680/mo, will rent before I finish making my puka shell necklace for spring break in the Dells. Since I'm much more experienced getting rejected than rejecting, I've decided the group with the best choreographed song and/or dance routine will win the right to live here next year. So, unlike that tragic 8th grade Sadie Hawkins dance that I'm totally over 20 years later, this one's completely in your hands. Here's what you're fighting for. Obviously, location. Driveway parking. Large living room with fireplace and formal dining room with wall to wall windows. New kitchen counters and a quaint breakfast nook. Laundry in building. All that for just $1,680? We usually only charge rents this low for haunted houses. And if you're worried about an unfair contest, guess who's judging? Simon Cowell's cousin's dog walker's nephew! Had to pull some serious strings to make it happen but that's just how much I care about you. Ok, back to puka crafting and the occasional 8th grade flashback. LMK when your crew has that dance routine dialed in.
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