Room for Rent Peace, Privacy, and a Fire Pit (Not All at Once, But Close) Hello! I'm a fun (but calm) 54-year-old human seeking a cool, respectful roommate to rent a private bedroom and bathroom in my serene home. All utilities are included yes, even the ones you forget exist plus a housekeeper every other week to help keep things looking less like a Netflix true crime scene. Rent is $850/month, which is a steal considering it comes with tranquility, kindness, and a propane grill. The house is quiet, drama-free, and wrapped in a lovely privacy fence (because nosy neighbors are a nope). Now, a few respectful ground rules: No alcohol in the house I'm in recovery, and my peace is hard-won and non-refundable. 420-friendly outdoors Just keep it chill and outside, please. Full access to shared spaces: kitchen, living areas, and backyard complete with fire pit for s'mores or deep conversations about aliens. Overnight guests are welcome but limited to 7 nights a month, with a 2-3 night cap per visit just enough time for them to overstay their welcome but not your lease. Background and credit check before lease offer (because true crime should stay on Netflix). Lease starts at 6 months, then we can upgrade to a 1-year commitment if we're vibing. Interested? Curious? Confused? Just ask! Let's make this a great home for both of us with minimal awkwardness and maximum chill. Lease Terms (a.k.a. The "Let's Keep This Awesome" Agreement): No smoking inside. Yes, that includes windows, doorways, and leaning out like you're in a dramatic indie film. No candles in the bedroom. We love ambiance, but we love not burning the house down more. Overnight guests: 2 3 consecutive nights max, totaling no more than 7 nights a month. If your guest is here more than you are, they're paying rent next. No alcohol or drugs on the premises. I'm in recovery, and keeping this home safe and sober is non-negotiable. 420-friendly outside only, in the private backyard. Enjoy the stars, not the smoke alarm. Clean up after yourself. If you make a mess, you clean it. This applies to kitchens, bathrooms, and spontaneous art projects. Pitch in with mowing the lawn and snow shoveling. Teamwork makes the dream yard work. Keep shared spaces tidy. No rogue laundry on the couch or mysterious science experiments in the fridge. Respect quiet hours (10pm 8am). Unless it's an emergency, a ghost, or a raccoon in the kitchen in that case, we'll handle it together. Rent is due on time. I accept prompt payments and kind vibes late fees, not so much. Pets negotiable. If you have one, let's chat. If it has more than four legs or glows in the dark, I'll need a heads-up. Lease starts at 6 months with the option to renew for a year once we confirm we're co-living soulmates. Questions? Let's chat. If you're cool, clean, and chill, this could be your next happy place.
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