Why settle for boring when you can live in a slice of near downtown paradise? This gem is not just a house, it's a lifestyle upgrade with a side of awesome sauce What's cookin'? - 3 bedrooms: Perfect for you, your plant collection, and that one friend who's always "just staying for a few days" - 1 bathroom: Teaches valuable life lessons in sharing and scheduling Prime location: So close to downtown, you can practically hear the baristas steaming milk for your morning latte But wait, there's more - Cozy enough to feel like a treehouse, but bigger with actual walls and a roof! - Perfect size for hide-and-seek championships (1220 sq ft of pure adventure) - Neighbors close enough to borrow sugar, far enough to avoid small talk (it's all about balance) - Don't let this urban unicorn gallop away! It's not just a home, it's your ticket to being the envy of every suburban dweller stuck in traffic. Warning: May cause spontaneous happiness, sudden urges to host dinner parties, and an inexplicable desire to learn the electric slide. Call now, before this dream home becomes the one that got away! Amenities: off street parking, patio/deck, furnace, unfinished basement
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