This elegant and upscale house features 144,500 square feet of freaky space with an 1871 RV whore house while my retarded meth head neighbors are being evicted. Watch out for the naked homeless men hiding in the pantry after 2:30am (we allow them to stay because we are generous and kind people, so if you take issue don't stress it and wear some lube). Also, don't mind the secret ghost costume meeting occurring in bathroom #8. My humble knights are just doing their jobs to keep the property clean and pure. Enjoy your rental and watch out for snipers. Renter pays for everything: smoke, blow, sheeeeet. I gotta pay my debts with my cash, so ur on the hook, we can negotiate based on how cute u are ;) This property comes with big benefits ya feel, anyway don't answer the door at night but that's not my problem, pets preferred but bring bring big dawgs. Note: This purchase requires a mandatory security deposit of 40 kilograms of cocaine as well as a mandatory monthly physical inspection.
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