2934 N Maryland Ave, Milwaukee, WI 53211

This 3 bedroom on UWM campus has so much going for it I suggest bringing your lucky Pikachu pen to our showing and finishing your application before the competition. First, you're on Maryland, not some skeezy lowlife neighborhood. I won't name streets *cough* *Cramer*, but unless you've transferred from UW Eau Claire who wants an idiot boy neighbor who begs you to honk so he can drink his Smirnoff Ice shirtless in the yard? And which horn compels him to unenroll from UWM? On Maryland, people politely sip pinot whilst debating the Economist. You have a gorgeous formal dining room to host your charcuterie nights. One of you gets to escape to an enormous bedroom with ensuite half bath. The other two bedrooms are pretty big too! It's a few blocks from campus so you have extra time between classes for mud masks. We must also keep your hands baby seal soft so let me take care of lawn mowing and snow removal. I, unlike your mother, support your dreams of becoming a hand model/TikTok influencer. There's a garage to boot. Go get your Pikachu pen already!