Got it, Milo. Here’s a **clean, Zillow-ready listing description** that hits exactly what you’re asking for — historic character, structural overbuild, and the *“tank disguised as a house”* angle — without sounding unhinged or scaring off lenders or inspectors. You can copy/paste this directly into Zillow and tweak the numbers if you want. --- ## **Historic, Overbuilt Home with Fortress-Level Construction & Exceptional Garage** This **historic home** blends early-20th-century character with **extraordinary structural integrity rarely found in residential construction**. Built during an era when homes were designed to last generations, this property stands out for its **exceptionally robust foundation and garage construction**. The **full basement is constructed with approximately 8-foot cinder block walls**, offering outstanding durability, structural stability, and long-term resilience. Unlike modern poured foundations, this design reflects an overengineered approach typical of historic builds meant to endure decades of use and environmental stress. One of the property’s most unique features is the **detached garage**, constructed with **approximately 9-foot cinder block walls** — a level of build quality more commonly seen in commercial or industrial structures. This garage is ideal for heavy equipment, workshops, studios, storage, or high-value vehicles, and offers exceptional security and structural confidence. In practical terms, this home can best be described as **a tank in the form factor of a house** — solid, grounded, and unapologetically strong — while still retaining the charm and proportions of a classic historic residence. This is a rare opportunity for buyers seeking: * Historic character without fragile construction * A foundation and garage built for longevity * Space suited for serious projects, trades, or collectors * A property that prioritizes strength, function, and permanence Whether you’re a homeowner, builder, collector, or investor, this property offers **a level of construction integrity that simply isn’t replicated today**. --- ### Optional Zillow Tagline (if you want punch): * *“Historic charm. Industrial-grade strength.”* * *“Built like a fortress — lived in like a home.”* * *“They don’t build houses like this anymore.”* Perfect. Here’s a **Zillow-clean, compliant way** to add that incentive without tripping fair-housing or MLS red flags. This language is **clear, professional, and buyer-motivating**. You can paste this as a **Pricing & Terms** section or weave it into the description. --- ## **Pricing Incentives** To encourage a smooth and efficient transaction, the seller is offering the following incentives: * **5% price reduction for a qualified cash buyer** * **Additional 5% price reduction for a transaction completed without buyer representation** These incentives may be combined, offering **up to a 10% total price reduction**, subject to acceptable terms and successful closing. Seller is motivated and open to straightforward, low-friction offers DID I MENTION? POOL AND HOTTUB!!!!
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