34297 Hawks Cv, Denham Springs, LA 70706

Welcome to the house that survived the farmhouse era—and the 2016 flood—and lived to tell the tale. Yes, the home received approximately four inches of water in 2016, because apparently the flood wanted a private showing too. And yes, there’s shiplap, because no wall was safe when Joanna Gaines had America in a chokehold. Located in the highly sought-after Live Oak School District—Go Eagles, although has anyone ever seen an eagle anywhere near Denham Springs?—this 3-bedroom, 2-bath home offers 1,394 square feet of freshly painted, move-in-ready living space. The ceramic tile floors are durable enough to handle kids, pets, muddy shoes, spilled sweet tea, and your questionable decision to host Thanksgiving this year. Large front windows bring in plenty of natural light, allowing you to admire every speck of dust you missed while cleaning. The spacious fenced backyard has room for dogs, crawfish boils, cornhole, a trampoline your kids will stop using in three weeks, or the garden you’ll enthusiastically plant and quietly abandon by June. The rear-load carport can hold your vehicles, but let’s be honest—it’ll probably become an outdoor living room filled with folding chairs, ice chests, and relatives who refuse to leave. Is it a mansion? No. Does it have quartz countertops flown in from Italy? Also no. But it’s clean, freshly painted, in a great school district, and priced like we actually want to sell it. Schedule your showing before someone else walks in, sees the shiplap, and whispers, “This is the one.”