So. . . Feeling frustrated with the lack of quality rentals? Tired of showing up with hope and leaving with despair? Sick of the damn dental floss always breaking between those same two teeth? I know, right? I hear your pain, your suffering. Well, now you're in luck because finally an apartment is for rent in a stellar location with lovely light streaming in and with no incidences of dental floss gone astray that I am aware of. Want to know more? Open House Friday, 2 February 12:00pm to 12:30pm The Fine Print: A bright, spacious (by SF standards at least) living room with lovely natural light - the ideal spot to kick off your shoes at the end of the day and enjoy a nice libation of your choosing One nice size bedroom, quiet and peaceful for a restful sleep and epic dreams nightly Nice size hall closet so you can accumulate all kinds of worthless garage sale finds A spacious kitchen with gas appliances, perfect for playing out your own Iron Chef fantasies Comfy bathroom with shower and tub. Oh yeah, a toilet too! And a mirror. Wait, and a closet. I know, right? Crazy! Beautiful south light streaming in your windows - nice for heat seekers, moonlit sky worshippers or perfect for unwinding with the Sunday paper and a steaming mug of coffee in the early morning hours, the sun on your face Laundromat directly across the street. How very convenient, never wear dirty clothes again! One dedicated parking space in the garage under the house just for your car. And it's NOT tandem parking either. It's yours and yours alone! But no big honking SUV's, sorry! Pets are welcome as long as they are well behaved. Dog or cat or fish only. Please no tropical jungle animals or wild game VERY quiet apartment in a three-unit building constructed in 1885 Ideally located just two blocks from Dolores Park, two blocks to the quaint shopping and restaurants of 24th Street and the heart of Noe Valley, one block to the J-Church and spitting distance to the ultra-hip upper Valencia corridor. Honestly, it's the kind of place that once you settle in you won't want to ever leave. So, don't just sit there, mark your calendars for the open house tomorrow and you could be the next lucky tenant. Don't forget now! I'll be looking forward to meeting you soon. . . Cheers, Jonathan P.S. Please bring a generic rental application with you that is already filled out with the basics. No credit reports, no social security numbers or bank account numbers and the like please. I will follow up after the open house if I want more personal info.
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