Your Perfect Slice of Paradise is HERE - Housing Assistance Unit. You know that warm, fuzzy feeling you get when you find the last cookie in the jar? Well, this 2-bed, 1-bath cutie pie is the HOUSE equivalent of that magical cookie moment! 750 Sq Ft of Concentrated Awesome :) (That's about 3,750 tacos laid side by side, for you food mathematicians) Features That'll Make You Giggle Like a Ticklish Unicorn: *Emerald Lawn: So lush, you'll be tempted to graze!! *Nature's Hug: Trees and bushes playing hide-and-seek with your house! *2 Snooze Chambers: Perfect for you and your collection of snoring stuffed animals! *1 Glam Washroom: Where your rubber ducky can live out its spa fantasies! Picture this: You're perched on your porch, sipping coffee, feeling like a giant in a dollhouse. You roll onto your grass (because it's that close), making grass angels and giggling. For dinner, you invite friends over and play "How many humans can fit in a 750 sq ft house?" (Spoiler: More than you'd think!) =)) Quirky Perks (Small Fee, Big Giggles!!) *Magic Air Filters: They appear at your door like pizza, but less edible! *Adulting Gold Stars: Aka "resident rewards" for boring grownups *Identity Bodyguard: $1M protection, in case someone steals your new cool-home-owner identity *Bug Eviction Service: We'll show those tiny squatters the door! Move-In Magic ~~Ask about our "Poof! No Security Deposit" Waiver Program! It's like we waved a wand over your wallet!! Fine Print Follies: You're the utility bill wizard (aka you pay for them) Self-guided tours - try not to get lost in all 750 sq ft! ;) Hustle, People This mini-mansion is hotter than a chili pepper doing the cha-cha in a volcano! If you snooze, we might rent it to a troupe of circus-performing chipmunks. Don't let the chipmunks steal your dream home! Remember: In a world of boring big boxes, be a magical mini-cottage! Rent this adorable green gem and become the envy of...the garden gnomes! P.S. First person to move in gets a complimentary air guitar and permission to yodel from the front porch! Currently accepting Section 8 Amenities: off street parking, in unit laundry, unfinished basement
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