441 Stratford Ln, Barnwell, SC 29812

Are you FINALLY ready to get out of town, or are you going to wait another 3 years for the ''perfect deal'' to pop up like a bad zit? Before you put home buying on the back burner for another half decade, you owe it to yourself to keep reading this description. This 3 bedroom, 2 bath home sits on 5 acres, so your closest neighbors are probably the deer...and yes, there is a deer stand that's staying. The house has 1,680 square feet with granite countertops, a 2-year-old HVAC, and plenty of room to spread out. But let's be honest--you're probably going to spend most of your time outside. Start your morning on the covered front porch with a cup of coffee, because most of us can't function without it, am I right? End your evening on the screened porch, without donating a pint of blood to the mosquitoes. Fire up the grill on the deck, invite everyone over, and pretend you don't have to work Monday (not professional advice). Need a place to escape? The insulated, wired, and climate-controlled 12x32 man cave AKA Skeezy's Bar and Grill is ready for football Saturdays, poker nights, hobbies, or simply to avoid putting those new blades on your zero turn you'll most likely need for all this land. There's also a wired and insulated 10x16 shed for all the stuff you swear you'll use again someday, but probably won't...you need to donate a few things. Got dogs that think they're part groundhog? The fenced yard has already been trenched to help keep your escape artists at home. If you've ever wanted to try your hand at gardening, you're already ahead of the game with tomatoes, squash, green beans, and bell peppers growing, plus apple, pear, peach, blueberry, and blackberry plants producing fruit. Safe to say the current owners have a green thumb, maybe that will magically transfer into your thumbs when you buy this place. The gravel driveway was redone in 2024, a French drain was added in 2019, and the home is on well and septic. Power with Edisto Electric. High-speed internet is available through Breezeline or Spectrum Fiber, so you can enjoy country living without waiting 20 minutes for a webpage to load. If you've been saying you want ''a little land,'' well here's your chance to prove it. Just don't blame us when your friends suddenly start inviting themselves over every weekend. I got dibs on the poker game!