Five bedroom, three bathroom, fully remodeled and landscaped home! More pictures coming soon... **First, a note to REALTORS hoping to represent us.** As you can see, we're listing this house by owner. Please don't contact us wanting to represent us in selling our home. We love you (well, sometimes - you know, love the sinner but hate the sin and all that) but if we wanted to list with a realtor, we would have gone that route. "But, but, I'm not like those other realtors," you say. Maybe not, but so say all the other realtors. We know you are looking for work and opportunities, but we ask that you PLEASE respect our wishes by not contacting us and trying to convince us to go with your services. **Now back to those looking for a home** Whew, since we have that out of the way, now I want to talk to you, potential buyer, about this fantastic opportunity to buy a home. And not just any home! I am utterly convinced that it will make all of your domestic dreams come true. I'd offer you a money-back guarantee, but I don't think it works that way with houses. First, let's talk location. Are you looking for a suburban paradise? Where lovely neighbors all know your name (hey, just like in Cheers!) and wave when you drive by? Where the streets have really fancy-sounding names like "Edgewood" and "Edgehill" and "Rockwood," and a bunch of cul-de-sacs line the streets? I don't know what any of the street names actually mean, but hey, they sound nice, right? You can bet that with names like that, you're getting into a fantastic neighborhood. Now let's talk about the house itself. Built in 1991, over the past year this home has gone through substantial renovations that have it looking fantastic. The kitchen has been entirely redone with new counters, appliances, and fully refurbished cabinets. New cabinets have been installed in an oversized and very utilitarian laundry room. Everywhere has been painted afresh with a delightful palate that you'll wish you had used as your wedding colors. There are three bedrooms on the main floor, including the master suite with private bathroom (fully redone) and walk-in closet. New carpet in the bedrooms, newly installed lighting, new and/or redone exterior doors, and over 700 square feet of luxury vinyl plank flooring has been installed to not only improve the quality of the home, but to make maintenance a cinch. As stated, the kitchen, laundry room, living room, dining space, master suite, two additional bedrooms, and an additional bathroom are all on the main floor. So if you're one of those old fogies, or just hate having to go up and down stairs, this house offers spacious single-floor living. But that doesn't mean that this home doesn't have a basement. It totally does! And not one of those dank, smelly, useless basements. It's fully finished, offering two additional bedrooms, another full bathroom, a huge family room, and additional common space. Oh yeah, and storage. I mean, if you're hoarders like us, then you need a place to fit all of your useless junk. Well, this house is definitely for you. The basement boasts not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR major storage spaces, including shelving for food storage, cold storage, and two more. And if those four spaces aren't enough, the two-car garage has built-in shelving for additional storage space, plus there are like a bazillion additional closets or pantries in the house (okay, there are actually only ten, but still, that's a lot!). Overall, the home is around 2800 square feet. And I can certify that it is definitely not haunted. So there you have it. Come and take a look! This is a one-of-a-kind opportunity at a great price. Please send an email to arrange a time to come see for yourself. We're pretty flexible and can get you in to take a look at most times at your convenience.
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