Alright listen I got another studio for rent and I gotta move it before some Russian bot scoops it up and rents it to a guy named Vlad who's never comin to America. 714 Grove St N, Unit 4. St. Pete, Florida. Historic Uptown, baby. The kinda neighborhood where the houses got names and the squirrels got opinions. It's a 1920s craftsman, brother. Older than your grandma but aged like Clooney. Private entrance though, you don't gotta nod at a stranger before bed. Fully equipped kitchen. K-cup coffee maker like you're checkin into a Hampton Inn but you live there now. Microwave. Range oven. Fridge. The holy trinity my uncle Rick would say. Here's the fancy part, memory foam mattress not some prison cot sitiuation. Sofa couch. Swivel Smart TV with Netflix already loaded up. That's right, swivels. Spin it wherever you want. Watchin from the kitchen? Swivel. Lyin on the floor havin a moment? Swivel. The TV follows you like a loyal dog. Got a Murphy bed in there, that's the kind that folds up into the wall. You wake up, push it up, BAM, now it's a dance floor. Houdini stuff. Bed disappears like a dream you can't quite remember. 214 megabits of internet. I don't know what that means but I know it's a lot. You could download a whole man off the internet with that kinda speed. AC and heat cause Florida weather got bipolar tendencies. Furnished OR unfurnished , your call. Bring your stuff, rent goes down. Show up with just a backpack and a vibe, we got you covered. Free parkin' on the property. Utilities included - water, electric, internet, the whole package. Pet friendly so bring the dog. Bring the cat. Bring whatever's keepin you sane out there. Five minutes from the Dali Museum which is the place with the melty clocks. Fifteen drive from the beach. Walk score 82, which means you can probably walk to get a sandwich without breakin a sweat. Available July 6th. $1,750 a month furnished One catch - sheets and towels not included. I know, that's a bummer. But that's like a $40 trip to Target. You can swing it. Message me. Or send a carrier pigeon. Either one.
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