8298 ASSUMPTION DR, San Antonio, TX 78254

Welcome Home to 8298 Assumption Dr - The Dreamy Family Nest You Didn't Know You Needed! Step into this beautiful, carpet-free home designed with one thing in mind: making family life easier, happier, and with fewer surprises than a soap opera. This spacious 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath stunner has brand-new laminate flooring upstairs - perfect for busy families, playful kids, or fur babies with the occasional "oopsie." Say goodbye to carpet stains and hello to easy living! The heart of the home is the massive kitchen with modern appliances - and yes, all of them stay (fridge, microwave, dishwasher, washer, dryer). There's a walk-in pantry so big it could feed a family of bears hibernating through a Texas winter. Seriously, it's like your own grocery store without the checkout line. And speaking of closets - the master walk-in closet is more like a "walk-in-and-never-wanna-leave" closet. There's room for every pair of shoes, every Sunday dress, and even a collection of mystery boxes from the garage. The master shower? Oh, it's not just a shower. It's a walk-in daydream with a step where you can sit, ponder your next big idea, or just contemplate why the kids keep leaving Legos on the floor. Space? Oh, honey, this place has space for days! Every room is big enough to host your own yoga retreat. It's every hoarder's dream - no judgment here, we're all collectors at heart! Step outside into the expansive private backyard - your own slice of paradise with plenty of room for barbecues, birthday parties, or letting the kids and pets run wild like the free spirits they are. The 2-car garage is a masterpiece - a stunning epoxy floor (looks like a galaxy swirl) and heavy-duty overhead storage to keep even your camping gear, paint supplies, and holiday lights neat as a pin. Here's the real kicker: The current owner is a pedant and a perfectionist - like, NASA-level perfectionist. Every inch of this home is meticulously maintained: from the AC to the water heater, the flooring to the fence. Speaking of the fence, it's been lovingly cared for so it stays that beautiful golden color instead of the sad gray you see on neglected ones. This house is in perfect shape - it's like the anti-headache home. No mystery leaks, no squeaky doors, no random "what's that smell" moments. Just peace, quiet, and a home that's ready to hug you every time you walk in. And here's the cherry on top: It's priced below market value due to the seller's relocation, so it's a rare gem that won't last long. Quiet end-of-neighborhood location. Friendly neighbors, no drama, no parties. Access to community pool, playground, and easy routes to 1604, I-10, and Lackland AFB. Don't miss your chance to own the home of your dreams - complete with all the space, storage, and laughter your family deserves. Schedule a showing today - before someone else's bear family snags it first!