I've had several people remark that my photos doesn't do the house justice. This is a gorgeous place! Two O Six 7 one 3 Six 9 eight O to reach me. Zillow gives out crappy false numbers in the 'contact' section. That is NOT my number. The preceding is (but I have to be Secret Squirrel about it, or they'll pull my ad), look at the additional amenities section for my real number. FOLKS, THIS IS A TWO BEDROOM PLEASE NO EMAILS OR TEXTS, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY! IF I happen to already be on the phone when you call, I MIGHT send you one of those auto-texts that says I'll call you back, but PLEASE leave a voicemail, because, let's face it, cellphones suck sometimes and your call may not even have gone through and I'll have no clue you called. Unless you get my auto-text thingy. If you actually call, you're already ahead of 60% of the people who see my ad, are interested, yet STILL email me Oh, but keep the calls between 9:00am and 9:00pm. You wake me at 6:14am because of time zone issues, I don't care if you are the kind of tenant gifted from the sweet baby Jesus on High, I'm not renting to you. 'Nuff said, on with the details.... Beautiful, spacious cottage that has new kitchen, two baths, ADA qualified, and detached garage/workshop that's available for additional rent (it's not a requirement if you don't want it, believe me, I have tons of crappity-crap I can store in it myself). Fenced yard, washer and dryer hookups in laundry room in the house (or I can find a set for you if needed) with enough spare space to chuck your unmentionables when company suddenly appears at your door. This is a very unique property, you don't see rentals like this every day. Yard is crap, I'm not going to lie, I kill everything, but look at it as a blank slate. Knock yourself out, it couldn't be any worse than my pitiable efforts. Fully fenced so your menagerie of pets can run and poop their hearts out! All pets allowed with small pet rent (no additional deposit required). As long as they're friendly (and, by 'friendly', I mean to everyone), they're welcome (except chickens. Love 'em, but they're a MESS!). German Shepard's, Pitt bulls, unicorns? They're all welcome! Oh, and its a month to month lease, so if you should up and decide to chuck it all and move to Fiji, you've got an easy out. We ask for a twelve month minimum (this is a pretty cool arrangement, call and it'll be explained), but this is negotiable. No smoking please. No texting either, I'm old school. I don't reply to emails either (as I mentioned earlier). I know, it's awful, but no one ever picks up the phone when I call them, so I'm sick of trying. YOU call ME. It's not so bad. Available Immediately *World's cutest dog in photos not included...but, you can make me an offer (he's kind of a butthole anyway). month to month with one year minimum (I'll explain more to you)
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