Step into luxury with this exquisite late 20th century, 1,667-square foot dream starter estate. The living room is big enough to fit both a tv and a couch. The linoleum-covered island is the focal point of this modern kitchen and the additional counterspace it affords makes cooking on the griddle a treat for those days when the microwave is on the fritz and your home delivery meal kit is late. Don't worry if you overcook anything - just wash it down the in-sink garbage disposal after dinner. The ultra-low maintenance rock mulch backyard mean you'll never have to mow the grass again and the hole in the Astrodome-replica artificial turf doubles as either a putting green or dog #2 disposal receptacle. The cinder block walls lining the far edges of the property add a level of privacy against the neighbors' wandering eyes, allowing you to sunbathe in peace. The master bedroom suite is one of the biggest I've ever seen. Heck, the closet alone is big enough to fit a twin air mattress. The other bedrooms can even be combined into one extra-big, super bedroom with no more than a sledgehammer, a free weekend, and some patience. The laundry room's position near the bedrooms means you won't have to carry soiled bedsheets very far when you're hung over after a long night of partying around the P83 area. The house has over 10 windows to let in lots of Arizona's searing-hot natural light. In addition, each room in the house is outfitted with at least two electrical outlets so you millenials can charge your precious cell phones anywhere in the house, even in the bathroom since you can't seem to get off Facebook long enough to devote yourself entirely to the most basic of human functions anymore. You're lucky this house has indoor plumbing, but it's not like you really seem to care that you're transferring the germs from the toilet seat and lever onto your phone (which later touches your face if you're using it properly) prior to washing your hands anyway.
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