My boss loves challenging me in bewildering ways. He says it'll help prepare me for when the world finally witnesses my true talents on So You Think You Can Dance. That's why he took these horrendous pictures of this pretty cool apartment. Because he knows I can dance and rent apartments. So just look beyond the fact that he framed his photos in the once vogue "Peeping Tom" aesthetic and see the tranquil beauty of this top floor, two bed apartment perched over the east side. All her skylights and smartly-employed floorplan. Is that a stainless steel dishwasher hiding under a not-at-all-embarrassingly-large bag of cheese popcorn juxtaposing a Star Wars Episode I hat? I too had to eat a blinding amount of chemical laced popcorn to endure Jar Jar Binks. And I get that two-thirds of the picture shows wood paneled door but if you look closely those bedrooms can fit a huge queen bed, dresser, desk and 42 of your most trusted squishmallows. Book a tour so I can show you what pictures couldn't do justice. Also, I have a priceless SW Episode I hat that's sure to garner lots of dates for the person who beats me at a dance off.
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