Exquisite J. Patrick home in ARTAVIA’s exclusive new luxury custom section, showcasing the same stunning design as the award-winning Falcon II MODEL home. A striking brick and natural stone exterior welcomes you into an elegant interior defined by soaring ceilings, refined finishes, and exceptional craftsmanship. The dramatic circular staircase and rotunda foyer make a grand first impression, while the two-story family room features a breathtaking wall of windows. The chef’s kitchen boasts premium Café appliances, custom cabinetry, a butler’s pantry, and sophisticated selections. The luxurious primary suite offers a freestanding soaking tub and walk-through shower. A private office, formal dining room, game room, and media room provide exceptional versatility. Outdoors, enjoy a covered patio with a built-in kitchen. Complete with a full 3-car garage, dehumidifier, smart home technology, and an extraordinary collection of upgrades throughout. A truly exceptional luxury residence.
New construction
$759,990
18618 Funny Faces Ct, Conroe, TX 77302
5beds
3,967sqft
Single Family Residence
Built in 2026
9,099 Square Feet Lot
$-- Zestimate®
$192/sqft
$116/mo HOA
What's special
Refined finishesFormal dining roomPrivate officeGame roomMedia roomExceptional craftsmanshipCustom cabinetry
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Listed by:
Jared Turner 281-802-9269,
J. Patrick Homes
Source: HAR,MLS#: 44100848
Facts & features
Interior
Bedrooms & bathrooms
- Bedrooms: 5
- Bathrooms: 5
- Full bathrooms: 4
- 1/2 bathrooms: 1
Rooms
- Room types: Utility Room
Primary bedroom
- Level: First
- Area: 238
- Dimensions: 14x17
Bedroom
- Level: Second
- Area: 143
- Dimensions: 11x13
Bedroom
- Level: Second
- Area: 156
- Dimensions: 12x13
Bedroom
- Level: Second
- Area: 165
- Dimensions: 11x15
Bedroom
- Level: Second
- Area: 180
- Dimensions: 15x12
Other
- Level: First
- Area: 143
- Dimensions: 11x13
Breakfast
- Level: First
- Area: 100
- Dimensions: 10x10
Dining room
- Level: First
- Area: 165
- Dimensions: 11x15
Family room
- Level: First
- Area: 306
- Dimensions: 17x18
Game room
- Level: Second
- Area: 252
- Dimensions: 18x14
Heating
- Natural Gas, Zoned
Cooling
- Ceiling Fan(s), Electric, Zoned
Appliances
- Included: ENERGY STAR Qualified Appliances, Disposal, Electric Oven, Microwave, Gas Cooktop, Dishwasher
- Laundry: Electric Dryer Hookup, Gas Dryer Hookup, Washer Hookup
Features
- High Ceilings, Prewired for Alarm System, Wired for Sound, Primary Bed - 1st Floor
- Flooring: Carpet, Tile
- Windows: Insulated/Low-E windows
- Number of fireplaces: 1
- Fireplace features: Electric
Interior area
- Total structure area: 3,967
- Total interior livable area: 3,967 sqft
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Property
Parking
- Total spaces: 3
- Parking features: Attached
- Attached garage spaces: 3
Features
- Stories: 2
- Patio & porch: Covered, Porch
- Exterior features: Sprinkler System
- Fencing: Back Yard,Full
Lot
- Size: 9,099 Square Feet
- Features: Back Yard, Subdivided, 0 Up To 1/4 Acre
Construction
Type & style
- Home type: SingleFamily
- Architectural style: Traditional
- Property subtype: Single Family Residence
Materials
- Batts Insulation, Brick, Stone
- Foundation: Slab
- Roof: Composition
Condition
- New construction: Yes
- Year built: 2026
Details
- Builder name: J. Patrick Homes
Utilities & green energy
- Sewer: Public Sewer
- Water: Water District
Green energy
- Green verification: Environments for Living
- Energy efficient items: Thermostat, HVAC, Other Energy Features
Community & HOA
Community
- Security: Prewired for Alarm System
- Subdivision: Artavia
HOA
- Has HOA: Yes
- HOA fee: $1,395 annually
Location
- Region: Conroe
Financial & listing details
- Price per square foot: $192/sqft
- Date on market: 9/17/2026
- Listing terms: Cash,Conventional,FHA,VA Loan
- Road surface type: Concrete, Curbs, Gutters
Estimated market value
Not available
Estimated sales range
Not available
Not available
Price history
| Date | Event | Price |
|---|---|---|
| 9/17/2026 | Listed for sale | $759,990$192/sqft |
Source:  HAR #44100848 Report a problem | ||
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Neighborhood: 77302
Nearby schools
Schools provided by the listing agent
- Elementary: San Jacinto Elementary School (Conroe)
- Middle: Moorhead Junior High School
- High: Caney Creek High School
Source: HAR. This data may not be complete. We recommend contacting the local school district to confirm school assignments for this home.
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